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ChipChantryChip Chantry@ChipChantry·
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Soaking wet, covered in mud, I burst through the doors, out of breath. I drop to my knees, completely exhausted.
“FORTUNE COOKIES FOR DOGS!”, I scream as I gasp for air and collapse to the floor.
Unfortunately, none of the sharks accept my offer. #SharkTank

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3 Dec

DECEMBER FACT: "Jingle Bells" was composed in 1857, and was meant to be a Thanksgiving song.

And "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" was written in 1984 by Elmo & Patsy as a cover story for when they were charged with vehicular manslaughter.

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