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Nine Breathtaking Vacation Destinations that Will Make You Forget That You’ve Killed Your Niece’s Dog

July 27, 2015 chipchantry

  1. DUBAI Located on the Persian Gulf, this incredible city is widely considered one of the most luxurious places to forget the fact that you’ve killed your niece’s dog. […]

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AND THE WINNER IS…

April 4, 2015April 4, 2015 chipchantry

First of all, before I announce the winner, I just want to thank everyone who participated in the first annual PSPRING PSYCHOSIS Tournament. Memories were made, friendships were lost. Dreams […]

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THE FAB FOUR!!!

April 2, 2015 chipchantry

ELDERLY LADIES CURSED! BUFFETS SERVE UP A WIN! This is it, folks. We’re down to the wire. Four go in, two come out. Check out who’s still standing. TOURNAMENT WINNER […]

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THE ELEGANT EIGHT!

April 1, 2015 chipchantry

Justice for the Beard of Bees! ‘Superstition’ is Unlucky! GONE-ZAGA!!!! We’re getting down to the wire, folks. I don’t think I can handle the excitement.   A BEARD OF BEES […]

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THE SVELTE SIXTEEN!

March 31, 2015 chipchantry

Sasquatch Gets Stung! Naps Beat Out by a Sleeper! YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN!!! Now, before any of you get up-in-arms about any of these picks, please […]

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ROUND TWO IS HERE!

March 30, 2015 chipchantry

The Doppler Effect Cruises! The Muppets Trample Tramplings! RIP MICHAEL JACKSON!!!! Read on to find out who makes it to the Svelte Sixteen!   TOP LEFT! SASQUATCH vs A FRESH […]

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THE RIGHT SIDE!

March 26, 2015March 26, 2015 chipchantry

TOP RIGHT! BACON GETS SMOKED!!!!! “SUPERSTITION” BY STEVIE WONDER vs OBITUARIES WITHOUT THE CAUSE OF DEATH CITED What, am I a detective? Now I have to scour this guy’s Facebook […]

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ROUND ONE IS IN!!!

March 23, 2015 chipchantry

It’s official! Round one of the first annual PSPRING PSYCHOSIS TOURNAMENT is over! Thanks to everyone who has been playing along at home, and especially to those of you who […]

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PSPRING PSYCHOSIS TOURNAMENT 2015!!!

March 18, 2015March 18, 2015 chipchantry

OK, people. Now that the dust has settled on your NCAA tournament brackets, it’s time to get down to brass tacks. It’s time for the real deal. Welcome to the […]

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In like a lion

March 2, 2015March 18, 2015 chipchantry

Hey Chip Heads. Welcome to my brand-spanking new website. (Pretty nice, right?)  I’ve got a blog (it’s like a secret electric diary that you can all read!) and I’ll be […]

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